Kenjiaoyazideliusansui
April 11, 2025
3500 a night to stay like this? Chongzuo "high-end" B&B made me laugh🤬
Who knows, my family! I spent four figures to stay in a "wild" B&B, and everything from the sheets to the service was a disaster. I was so upset
1. Hygiene: Paying for trouble
I felt itchy all over my body when I lay in bed with my lover at night. I turned on the light and saw a rash on my body. I checked the sheets and found 5 strange stains, like a palette spilled on my body (physiological discomfort warning!). I asked the housekeeper to change the sheets and thought I would just make do with it. In the second half of the night, I was itchy all over and couldn't sleep. So 3500 bought me an "allergy experience card"? 👊
The tables and chairs on the outdoor terrace are even more amazing. I touched them with dust on my hands. The view outside the window was a wasteland. It was completely different from the refined pictures. Is this the natural ecology? Me: ? ? ? 🦗
2. Service: Do high-end with the attitude of "sending away beggars"?
The housekeeper responded quickly. The staff came to change the sheets and asked the manager to report the situation. The manager said, "Refund 10% of the room fee + 200 yuan bamboo raft tour." I spent 3,500 yuan to get 200 yuan from you? I changed the sheets and barely slept that night. The next morning at 8:30, he came again to "kindly" send benefits: "I can give you a bamboo raft breakfast or a yacht tour~" Sister, is your crappy breakfast what I lack? What I lack is your brain to clean up the hygiene! 💢
In the end, we refused all "compensation" and checked out directly. This homestay is hopeless from hardware configuration to service attitude. I just want sisters to avoid the pit of this "Internet celebrity homestay"
3. Catering: 400 yuan for quick-frozen ** meat, I might as well eat steamed buns
The homestay claims to be "independently operated", but in fact, all meals are outsourced. The overall area of the park is very small, and there are only two crappy restaurants in the park. I ordered a 400 yuan barbecue set meal, and it was all frozen hard meat. It felt like chewing an eraser. The 100 yuan barbecue at the 1500 yuan B&B I stayed in a day ago was much better than this (see the picture for comparison)! 🍖
The breakfast is even more amazing: the staple food must be reserved the night before, and you can't refill it a la carte. Even the noodles are limited? ? ? I can refill noodles for free when I stay at the All Seasons. You can't even "eat enough" in this high-end B&B. Where is your face? 🤮
4. Privacy: Spend 3500 to let people visit the bedroom?
The most suffocating thing is privacy! The wall is less than 1 meter high, passers-by can take pictures of my room with their mobile phones, and I can look directly into the eyes of people in the swimming pool next door when I lie on the bed. This is not a villa, but a "safari monkey mountain"? 🐒 I spend money to go on vacation, not to be a living exhibit!
Summary: This crappy B&B is not worthy of the word "high-end" except for the price. 3500 per night, the hygiene is not as good as a fast hotel, the service is not as good as a roadside guesthouse, the food is not as good as a school canteen, and the privacy is not as good as an open-air square - it is recommended to change the name to "Zai Ye Ji Su·Ji Jian Da Yu Zhong", I promise to give you five stars (five stars of bad reviews)! ✨
Because there were too many tourists during the Qingming Festival, we could only grab one night at the LUX, and the other night we wanted to see different scenery here, but we didn't expect to encounter such an experience (my wife and I had a rash for several days). The room facilities and services can only be sold for 800-1200 at most. Where did they get the courage to sell the room for 3500 nights? The hygiene problem of the B&B is not an isolated case (see the pictures of other residents). It is not possible to make adjustments to the hotel and B&B industry. I can only talk about it here to let everyone avoid pitfalls.
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