Lemon Resort Spa

This is just stunning location, our delux rooms were on a Jetty and we literally opened our eyes to the breathtaking review of the lake. Rooms were duplex style with floor to ceiling windows spanning both floors. Bathrobes, slippers and elegant clean decor. Minibar, kettle tea and coffee etc. Plenty hanging space, nice toiletries. Crisp Egyptian cotton bedlinen and air con were also very welcome. Our balcony we could just see the water under our feet. Little fish coming up close. Boats and kayaks passing by. There was a little golf buggy that you could ask to pick you up if you wanted to scoot to the main building. If you wanted room service, prices were good and no surcharges. They would scoot out to your duplex and deliver super fast. The resort has a very well equipped spa, infinity pool, indoor pool, ten pin bowling alley, games room and a great restaurant overlooking the lake. Little people have a fun themed small splash park, a little private ship looked popular too. We hired a Tesla catamaran which with great fun. There were pedals, water boards, speed boats to hire too. It’s so super relaxing, I can’t recommend enough!

First piece of advice. Do not go to southern Poland in the winter if you care about your lungs. The acrid smog caused by industry, as well as household heating dependent on old furnaces burning coal and wood, is all encompassing. At times it feels like one can taste most of the elements of the periodic table. First Impressions When we arrived at the Lemon Resort Spa and stepped out of the car (you definitely need a car to get here and to travel around), we were greeted by the sounds of crashing bowling pins even before we stepped foot into the main lobby. This was slightly surprising as we thought we were booked into a wellness hotel, not an arcade. The reception desk is situated right next to the two bowling alleys and games room. Alas we did not receive bowling shoes to use during our stay. I do not know what substances the architect was using whilst designing the main building but I suspect it was meth. With the website not offering many options whilst booking, we asked during check-in whether there was any possibility to change to a Deluxe room category on the lake, but were quickly told that it's not possible. Having read some reviews later, it seems that we dodged a bullet by not staying there. Room Before entering the room we spent 5 minutes trying to open the door with the keycard and twisting lock. We never really figured this out throughout our stay. The Premium room is spacious at first glance with ample space to throw around our clothes and other necessary travel accoutrements, but in reality it seems the builders and decorators were instructed to keep the costs as low as possible. The wardrobe must be a prime example of shoddy workmanship, the sliding doors kept getting stuck, and the shelves are in all the wrong places (see photo). The space to hang jackets is only really long enough for a shirt, whilst the longer space next to it was deemed only fit for a towel rack and umbrella. The bed was formed from two single beds pushed together, there was no option to book a double bed. Pillows were lumpy. Plug sockets were hidden behind the bedside table, and the bedside lamps in constant danger of sliding off the table (also see photos). The shutters were a great feature, and the radiator was handy for drying wet items. In keeping with the 'low cost' theme, the light switches had little drawings for stairs, which was a bit puzzling. The underfloor heating in the bathroom was a nice touch, especially given the freezing temperatures outside. However the tiny showerhead was disappointing, despite good water pressure. The shampoo and shower gel dispensers remind me of a community leisure centre. I understand and appreciate the eco credentials of having refillable containers as opposed to single use toiletries, but this just looked and smelled very average. No damper on the toilet seat is also a minus. Seeing as the rooms are in separate accommodation blocks scattered along a little peninsula, we were expecting privacy. However stayin