Vidzo Royal Inn

I went here with my girlfriend to have dinner. When we sat down at the bar, I saw a sign saying they don't accept cash. That is fine with me, so I asked the bartender/waitress if they accept Visa. She looked at me like she never heard of Visa cards, and said she'd ask. This is how is starts. We then sat down at one of the dinner tables and asked for the menu. The menu was a leather binding with colorful photos, and although the selection was not extensive, we were happy to order a bacon burger and a pumpkin soup. As I told the bartender/waitress that I wanted a bacon burger, she said "bacon?" and looked at me like she didn't understand. After a while, she came back and told us that the menu we had ordered from, was not the actual menu. She took it back and handed a simpler black and white text menu. That was a little bit strange and I cracked a joke to my girlfriend saying we had been given the fake menu. I finally ordered beef biriani, just to be informed that there was no beef biriani. I changed my order to beef pilau, my girlfriend ordered vegetable rice, and we both ordered French onion soup as a starter. The French onion soup was not a French onion soup. The vegetable rice was okay, and the beef pilau also, except you couldn't chew the meat if you weren't a lion. Lastly, we were given tooth picks. The tooth pick broke in two pieces and we evacuated the building.