This is the most outrageous hotel I've ever stayed in.
First, the soundproofing was absolutely terrible. At 2:30 AM, you could hear a guy talking on the phone at the top of his lungs. At 3:30 AM, you could hear conversations from a TV drama, beautiful music, and the inexplicable loud bang of the toilet overflowing – it was truly a spectacle.
Second, the hotel was very retro, and the mosquito army was enormous. I tried to cover myself with the blanket to avoid the mosquito attacks, and when I got hot, I turned on the air conditioner. This air conditioner was a real surprise; it was pointing directly at the bed, and every few seconds, a drop of water would drip randomly onto various parts of my body. Even if I slept further away, I couldn't escape the mosquitoes – truly a case of "no distance, no attack." And then there's the water heater. It only had hot and cold water. To get a comfortable temperature, you could only get some lukewarm water for a few seconds after turning on the hot water. Then you would witness a very comical scene: turning on the hot water for a few seconds, quickly rinsing off, then quickly turning it off again, and so on. Secondly, I don't know if it was mosquito bites or an allergic reaction, but any exposed skin was incredibly itchy. My feet swelled up like braised pig's trotters, and I was even wearing disposable bedding.
Finally, those of you reading this are in luck—you've successfully avoided this place. While the hotel was indeed very cheap, I didn't expect it to be luxurious; my only requirement was to be able to sleep normally. I'm a deep sleeper and not picky, but clearly, even this most basic requirement wasn't met. I fell asleep at midnight and was woken up around 2 AM (I was a really heavy sleeper; it was exciting outside for at least an hour before I woke up). I tried to fall asleep again at 5 AM and missed my exam. Then, I broke down and wrote this review.
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