Regret the last minute change in lodging, certainly a joke, right? I asked for a quiet room. It was as noisy as it came ( the manager told the lawn cutter to stop making it quiet for me!) the offered complimentary walkabout never happened and when I asked all the staff they giggled at me. NO hot water, the TV had no remote, bathroom had a smell, the pool had two chairs and a table which a couple took ownership of constantly. One of the staff patronized them. Voices and feet walking about the old wood floors was loud and bothersome. the fans above my ceiling were horrid and when I asked what noise was, I was trying to sleep! a man turned it off. The breakfast was, well, observing the buildings, the staff, where the food was coming from, I wondered about the sanitation. Eggs, white bread with jam and butter, 2 sausages, a very thin singe slice of a small watermelon that was partly eatable, and coffee. After giving up on hot water, closed the suitcase and went to office to pay. The staff showed me the bill; 8136rs. We spent 20 minutes doing every conceivable option with the cash I had because he had no change! Closest was I paid him a lovely tip. They don't take credit card, had many guests, really? He had no change?!