zolabola
December 7, 2023
Dear fellow travelers, if you're seeking the epitome of the 'rustic' hostel experience, look no further than Calafate Hostel. Here's a little sneak peek into the charm of this no-frills establishment:
1. **Connectivity with Nature (and Not the Internet):** The Wi-Fi here is like a mythical creature - often talked about but never seen. With three access points, you might think you've hit the jackpot, but they're more for decorative purposes. A digital detox, whether you like it or not!
2. **Breakfast - A Minimalist's Dream:** The free breakfast is a masterclass in simplicity - bread and coffee, served with a side of, well, more bread. It's like being in a French bakery, if the bakery forgot to bake anything other than baguettes.
3. **Bathroom Adventures:** Ever fancied a bit of thrill while taking a shower or using the loo? Well, you're in luck! The shower, bathroom, and toilet doors here are sans locks, offering a fun, hold-the-door challenge. Think of it as a mini workout or a test of your door-holding skills.
4. **Bedside Charging - A Distant Dream:** The charging points are thoughtfully placed just close enough to tease but far enough to require a minor expedition from your bed. It's like the hostel's way of saying, "Stay charged, but not too charged!"
5. **The Silver Lining - Staff:** Amidst these quirks, the staff stands out like an oasis in a desert. They try to be helpful, and in a place like this, 'trying' is a big deal.
In summary, Calafate Hostel is the perfect spot for those who appreciate a good joke, have a knack for indoor orienteering, and enjoy the simpler (and bread-ier) things in life. Happy travels! 🎒✨