When Martian Logic Kicks In

I've always had Martian logic. In my childhood, I wanted to work as a bouncer in a nightclub, fight every day, and tell people what to wear. So, it's no surprise that I reconciled with my ex after 6 years. But I'm cautious. I took him to Costa Rica. It's not the Maldives here. There are crocodiles and piranhas. So, in case of disagreements, I always had an ace up my sleeve. But at @andazpapagayo, I only saw a little monkey and a couple of tropical birds. They probably won't work as a method of intimidation, but I still enjoyed it.