Just returned from Yesanpo, here's some brutally honest feedback

🌊 Yesanpo 1-Day Family Trip! "Little Guilin of the North" Mountain & Water Fun Galore~ 📅 One-Day Itinerary 🌅 Morning: Baili Gorge Adventure ✳️ Baili Gorge Scenic Area (Open at 7:30 - arrive early!) Take the shuttle through canyon tunnels 🚠 Kids love squeezing through the "One-Line Sky" crevices, pretending to be "Earth Travelers" 🐒 Must-do: Haitang Valley Plank Walk, kids jumping on the glass bridge shouting "Mommy I'm flying!" 🦢 🍳 Lunch: Juma River Fish Feast ✳️ Riverside Farmhouse (11:30-14:00) Must-order: Grilled Juma River fish! 🐟 Crispy skin that flakes off, kids licking fingers saying "better than chips!" Eggplant stew soaked in fish broth slides right into your mouth 🌇 Evening: Impression Yesanpo Show ✳️ Impression Yesanpo Theater (Starts 19:30) Free shuttle service! 🌌 Water screen film + live performance, kids mesmerized by "fairy sisters dancing" Stage fountains suddenly spray - whole family gets soaked laughing 🤣 🏨 Accommodation Rec 👉 Yesanpo Arco Iris Hotel ✔️ Features: Family suites + kids' pool! ✔️ Why: Tent beds in rooms 🛏️ Water slides in pool - kids call it "a castle that sprays water" 🚌 Transportation Tips ✅ Drive: 2 hours from Beijing with scenic mountain views 💢 Pain point: 15-min walk from parking to entrance - wear water shoes 💡 Pro Tips ❗️ Wear anti-slip shoes for Baili Gorge plank walk ❗️ Show entry starts 18:30 - arrive early with kids ❗️ Try "small fish pancakes" at riverside restaurants - crispy perfection 🍜 Must-Eat List 1️⃣ Grilled Juma River fish: Crispy outside, tender inside 2️⃣ Laiyuan tofu: Soft as cotton 3️⃣ Free-range egg pancakes: Golden and fragrant 4️⃣ Yesanpo cured meat: Savory and addictive 5️⃣ Juma River shrimp: Crispy fried goodness 6️⃣ Yam claypot rice: Sticky and delicious 💰 Cost Breakdown Tickets: ? Yuan (recommend online package) Food: 200 Yuan Accommodation: 450 Yuan (1 night) Misc: 120 Yuan Total: ~770 Yuan (plus souvenirs!) Yesanpo delivers wild fun! One day covering "canyons + rivers + show" - kids become both explorers and fairy tale audience 🌌 Baili Gorge glass bridge thrills, fish so fresh you'll lick the plate, and free water fun at the night show! Bring your kids to discover "Little Guilin" joy 💦💖 Don't forget videos - guaranteed 100+ likes! PS: Hotel playground has free snacks - kids won't want to leave 🍭 Rent hanfu at entrance for magical photos 👘