3-Star Hotels in Key Largo

Can cook and eat, not bad

For $200 a night, I had a room that was no more than 500 feet off of A1A,... talk about hearing the cars, trucks & motorcycles go by... The room: while it was clean, sure is not up to date! There was duct tape in at least 2 locations in the bathroom; the bathroom light was an outdoor porch fixture (just without a yellow bug light); the bathroom door opened right into the room door; the gap between the floor and the door jam of the room door was ridiculous (could be used as a bright night light) - had to place towels along the bottom & hang one from the side to try & block out the light and some of the road noise; the air conditioning unit turned on every 2-7 minutes, ran for 1-10 minutes, pretty noisy; the fridge (which I didn't find until Friday night/Saturday morning when all of a sudden a very audible noise started and woke me up - had to turn it off), was hidden in the fake dresser drawers; the vanity mirror reminded me of one of those mirrors you see at a carnival (distorted); there were chipped floor tiles throughout the room; the gentleman at the front desk when I checked in was not what you would call overly friendly; Housekeeping did come in and make the bed and bring new towels and toiletries; there was a free ”continental breakfast” served both mornings (coffee & tea, bottled juice, packaged Danish, single serve yogurts, oranges); bed was comfortable; but the pillows were made for kids (maybe 2-feet in length - at least there were 4 of them so you could pile them together); and what's with short-sheeting the bed? I made my reservation and payment to Trip.com, but when I checked in the guy said I had to answer some Expedia questions!?