The Colonía Resort resides half way up a hill-top with much construction ongoing. Hence, the drive up is nothing short of hairy if you do not drive a large four-by-four. Our racer did not enjoy the steep climb.
The staff has no interest whatsoever to help out or to speak one word with their guests. They are sullen and almost aggressive all the time. The restaurant has high ambitions, but since the wait-staff is as "pleasant" as in a French bistró when serving Americans who do not speak a word of French, the whole meal was ruined. The wine-list which much ceremony is presented on a pad has no resemblance to what the restaurant actually has in stock.
The suite we had is decorated in some sort of kitchy modern take on Venetian splendour. All in all the Colonía is not worth the visit.