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April 23, 2025
I’ve stayed in some questionable places before, but Travelodge London City really takes the crown for worst hotel experience. Where do I even begin? First off, the check-in process took forever. I swear I spent more time waiting in line than I did sightseeing in London. When I finally got to my room, I had to do a double-take – the "city view" was more like a view of a brick wall. I’ve seen more exciting sights at the dentist’s office. The room itself was a joke. The bed looked like it had been pulled out of a 90s sitcom, with springs so loud, I thought I was sleeping on a trampoline. And the pillows? If you can even call them that – they were flatter than my patience by the time I hit the bed. I spent the whole night tossing and turning, wishing for some kind of miracle to happen. Now, let’s talk about the bathroom. Oh boy. The shower was like standing under a leaky garden hose, and the water temperature couldn’t decide whether it wanted to be freezing cold or scalding hot. My skin’s still recovering. And location? Sure, it's close to a few tourist spots, but good luck trying to get any sleep with the noise. I think I heard every single car, every single pedestrian, and possibly every single pigeon in London all night long. Honestly, the best part about this place was checking out. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. If you want a true “London experience,” stay here – just don’t expect to sleep, relax, or have any fun.