Hotel Boutique Posada la Basilica

We arrived to find there was nobody to help us with our luggage, so we hauled it upstairs ourselves. (To be fair, it's only one flight up). Then we checked into the master suite, which is a strange affair with a spiral staircase leading up to a mostly useless loft area. (The upstairs has nothing but a couch and an old fashioned clawfoot bathtub). The main room downstairs has a king size bed with a comforter that might have come from Goodwill. The bathroom tile was faded and dingy. There was warm water in the shower, but not really hot, and the drain was very slow. (Take a quick shower or you'll probably flood the bathroom!) Bring earplugs, because there is traffic noise from a street just outside the window and noise from the restaurant across the courtyard. On top of that, the internet didn't work and we were given several possible reasons: It doesn't work when it's raining; we've been having trouble with Apple devices; or, the woman who turns it on wasn't available. Lots of excuses, no service. I was, however, able to do some work online in the lobby. Overall, this place is not so sweet.